Top 10 things not to say to a naked woman

1. You must be very experienced.

2. Wait, let me get a board and rope so I don't fall in.

3. I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it.

4. Can I have my arm back now?

5. Would you mind putting a bag over your head?

6. I've been wondering all night what that smell was.

7. Maybe if I get really wasted I wont mind your body.

8. You can get surgery to fix that

9. All my friends said you are good

10. You're not 'that' fat.