Top 10 things not to say - during sex (if you are a man)
1. Can we turn off the lights?

2. Am I your first?

3. Have you had a wash?

4. Your underwear looks like my mum's

5. I have to get back to work after this

6. Where is your hole?

7.Hold on to my feet I'm going in

8. Is that smell you?

9. I'm coming (2 minutes after starting)

10. Have you ever heard of breasts implants?